You can spend your day in the streets trippin  n yo nites in da clubs with some of the finest beeeyaatches. No vanilla face can argue that rappers get all d hoez, hav all d cash and demand respect and power . Here is a howto for all you homies out there ….

Well you need to start off with clothes.

GEAR

1. Bandana :- Find a cool bandana or any long kerchif will do :-

2. Wear a cap on top of the Bandana. Like the right-most douchebag in this image :-

This is when you have short hair… if you have long hair you can go with an afro look :-

3. Jewellry :- The more the better , try out all kinds of long chains, you should look like a rich thug. Here is an extreme example :-

4. Tshirt :- Wear a long basketball jersey or a hoodie … both are cool . No image for this, I think you get the idea .

5. Wattcha you gonna wear  down there ? Try wearing track pants or low waist jeans… try to loose it a bit and wear it low !

These are some crips dressed in full gear, look and learn :-

RAPPER NAME

You need to have an alias for being a homie. Your name should suggest that you are a thug. Here are some names of Hot Rappers :- Snoop Dogg, The Game, Silkk the Shocker, 50 Cent, Chopper, Master P, G-Unit, Rated R , Jim Jones and Rich Boy.  You feeling me ?  No … your name should be in these lines :-  Pimp Guice, Lil’ Moony, G-brent , Cages 292 etc.

RAP

You obviously need to rap to be a homie. Yo thot this shit was ezaaay ? . Anywayz, You shouldnot rap about anything positive. Rap about bitches, hoes, bling bling, trappin, slingin, robberies, bangin, clubbin, pimpin, jackin and killin.  If you want to rap about positive stuff, why dont you start off singing in a church dawg ? .

NIGGA TALK !

You need to talk and cuss , yo get me nigga ? .  First off drop that g, clubbing -> clubbin , killing -> killin etc. This is the basic rule.  You can use Google, Yahoo for tutorials on Nigga talk …

Here is Borat trying to Nigga Talk :- “What’s up with it, Vanilla face? Me and my homie Azamat just parked our slab outside. We’re looking for somewhere to post up our Black asses for the night. So, uh, bang bang, skeet skeet, nigga. Just a couple of pimps, no hos.”

STANCE

When you rap .. you need to have a rapper stance which should look like the best shit in the town.

Here are some examples :-

If you want to be different you can try stuff like keeping one hand near your crot*h  like cashis here :-

Hope this was a nice howto, but remember you need to have some respect .

If your status ain’t hood

I ain’t checkin’ for him

Betta be street if he lookin’ at me

I need a soldier

That ain’t scared to stand up for me

Known to carry big things

This “2 cows and a UFO” comic will be one of the signature strips of this blog. Enjoy!!
neuron

Hoping, Bajrang Dal won’t be present in the Outer Space.

haffun, neuron

Named it after the first song I listened from the band “Godsmack”.

PS: The New header coming soon !

PS2: Ranga thinks Voodoo dolls rock

Heya people, I’m just preserving the above header as a post as I wish to update the header comic frequently. Hope, you enjoyed what I did. Have a nice day!

neuron

PS:  The name is dedicated to Men In Black Alien bug Edgar

PS1: Is the rule paper looking cool or should I shift to white paper ?

I hope that you like it 

adios,

PS: I thank Neuron for suggesting the tag-line and soon to be header for this blog

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